Dragony Aunt
Ophelia B solves your most intimate problems
Season 1
Episode 1
Ophelia finds herself on set for the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. Her Fandango is challenged and her Ch-Cha-Cha is put to the test!
A wedding dance looms for one person, can Ophelia help him to overcome his first dance nerves?
Season 1
Episode 2
Ophelia finds herself on a basketball court playing ball with the players and teaching the next generation of cheerleaders!
Matters of the heart are worrying one person, can Ophelia help them overcome the struggles they find themselves in?
Season 1
Episode 3
Ophelia finds herself in a casino playing Poker with none other than George Clooney and filling slots with Matt Damon!
One hopeless romantic can’t seem to find love, can Ophelia help his unlucky streak and find the man of his dreams?
Season 1
Episode 4
Ophelia finds herself in her local church tower, where the bell boys are after a helping hand!
One Miley Cyrus fan struggles with his friend’s sexual expression. Can Ophelia help one friend understand another’s identity?
Season 1
Episode 5
Ophelia finds herself in a top London Dentistry where she has a hole that needs filling. One oral examination and some drilling later, she’s in tip-top shape!
One fearful fella has a fear of going to the dentist, but can Ophelia ease his worst nightmare and put his worry’s behind him?
Season 1
Episode 6
Ophelia recruits some specialist help to aid her in some DIY work in her boudoir. Big Dick to the rescue to help bring those old drawers back to life!
Ophelia’s help is required when one relationship seems to be on the rocks. Can she help them talk about their feelings and be ho4nest with one another?
Season 2
Episode 1
This week Ophelia opens her new salon for pooches, Doggy Style. With a coughing Cockapoo and a shaggy Schnauzer – she’s got her hands full!
Help is needed when three seems to be a crowd with a protective pooch and his master’s new boyfriend. Can Ophelia train this put-out boyfriend to come between a man and his dog?
Season 2
Episode 2
This week Ophelia finds herself invited to the local vicarage on behalf of the community flower group. Solving many a problem, Ophelia’s assistance is required for the newest dilemma!
One young man worries his sexuality will stop his chances of making it onto his local football team. Can Ophelia boost his confidence enough to put his worries to one side and go for his football dreams?
Season 2
Episode 3
This week Ophelia finds herself in her local keep fit gym where she reminisces over her once thriving fitness empire.
One worried Madonna fan looks for help when he becomes threatened over the bustling bodies of muscle at his local gym. Can Ophelia re-assure him his partner might only window shop but not buy the product?
Season 2
Episode 4
This week Ophelia tells of her latest supermarket story that took her up the aisle and onto a happy date with none other than Peter Andre.
A first date looms for one man, but it’s not as romantic as he hoped. Seeking help from Ophelia, can she use her wisdom to advise him what to do?
Season 2
Episode 5
This week Ophelia finds herself on the International Space Station after a ride on Richard Branson’s rocket took a wrong turn!
One trans male fears telling his young nephews about his real self will cause distance within his family. Can Ophelia restore his faith in young people and give him the confidence he needs to be honest with his family?
Season 2
Episode 6
This week Ophelia is competing in a feisty cake competition at her local village fete. She’s creaming her buns and hoping to win the gold rosette for best tart!
One Mum is worried that the other school parents will find her sexuality a topic of hot gossip at the looming school sports day. Ophelia is on hand and ready to help, can she help this worried Mel C fan and stop negativity spreading to the playground?
Christmas Special
Ophelia finds herself in stiff competition this Christmas, with none other than Mary Berry! Will she have a moist bottom, or will her Christmas cake come out wonders?
One worried sole needs a pre-Christmas pep talk before they host the holidays for the whole family. Your Dragony Aunt is here to remind you everything will be alright…but if not – here’s some sound advice….